I saw my granddaughter trying to open a medicine bottle and informed her that it was "child proof."  With an astounded look on her face, she asked "How does the bottle know it's me?"

My sweet granddaughter asked me one day, "Granny, how old are you?" I said to her, "I'm too old to remember." With a look of satisfaction she said "Do what I do and look in the back of your panties, mine say 5 to 6."

After watching an old movie, my son turned to me and asked inquisitively "Were you alive when everything was black and white outside?"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" I asked my son.  "A superhero who can shoot laser beams from my eyes," he replied without hesitating. Then my son looked at me with a serious face and asked "And what do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?  The same thing?"