Jack, 5 - USA

My oldest son was on the couch with our crying baby who was hungry.  I was busy for the moment with our middle son when I heard the oldest yell "I did it."  I looked over in shock as I saw the baby's face smashed against my son's chest.  He proudly informed me "I'm feeding the baby."  After rescuing the poor infant from any further trauma, I had a little talk with my son about who could and who couldn't breast feed a baby.