The doctor assured my daughter "This shot won't hurt." She looked at him and with a hint of fear said, "Don't pop me, my sister said I will pop like a balloon if I'm poked by a needle." 

I had to take my son to the Doctor last week for his yearly phyisical. As the nurse was administering the last shot, he screamed "Ow! That freaking hurts you mediocre face!"

I asked my daughter, "Do you have the hiccups?"  She quickly explained to me ,"No my teeth are just coughing."  

My daughter asked me, "What's that?" I said to her, "That's Mama's tummy." A little confused she asked, "You have two of them?"

My son told me, "I want one of those." Confused as to what he was talking about, I asked "One of what?" He looked at me and said, "You know, a little mustache like you have mom." 

I took my son, Sergio, shoe shoppint and while trying on shoes, my son asked "Daddy what size foot do you wear?"

While sitting on my lap for story time, my son daid "Mom, you have a boo boo?" I nodded, even though it was a pimple. Concerned, he continued "Mommy, did you fell on your face?"