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Rydan, 6 - USA

 

Body

At 18 WEEKS PREGNANT, I explained to my son that the BABY IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL POTATOE. His response was "But you ATE MASHED POTATOES last night"
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Rydan, 6 - USA

 

Age

Mom: It's your 6th BIRTHDAY do you FELL ANY DIFFERENT?

Son:, Yeah, my LEGS WERE GROWING last night

Mom: (Putting on his shorts) I think your belly is larger too

Son:  That's what happens when you turn 6...Your LEGS MAKE YOU HIGHER and your BELLY MAKES YOU BIGGER


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Rydan, 6 - USA Award Winner

 

Lessons

While eating breakfast one morning, my son looked at me very seriously and asked "Mom, do you think superheroes can feel their wedgies?"
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