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Abi, 3 - USA

 

Bloopers

We'd spent the day walking the zoo, as we were leaving my daughter said, "I'm glad we're going home, my shoes are sleepy."
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MacKenzie - USA Award Winner

 

Age

On 40th BIRTHDAY I overheard my daughter say to her little brother: "Buddy, it's not that ALBERTSON'S DOESN'T HAVE THAT MANY CANDLES, it's that if we LIGHT THEM ALL AT ONCE, we'll BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. That's why we're MAKING MOMMY CUPCAKES"
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MacKenzie, 3 - USA

 

Life

My husband worked part time at a pizza place. He took our daughter to work with him, and when I came home from work she said, "I worked hard today busting tables" (bussing)
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Jake, 4 - USA Award Winner

 

Death

We drove from Florida to Utah which was a very long trip.  We finally made it to Dinosaur National Monument which my son had been waiting to see.  A few minutes into the tour, my son put his hands on his hips and scolded me "It took you so long to get here that now all the dinosaurs are dead."


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William - USA Award Winner

 

School

Picking William up from an arts and craft marathon he pulled out a mask and said, "I made this parrot mask." I said, "It's beautiful, but it's not a parrot, that's a toucan." His eyebrows furrowed and he sternly exclaimed, "I got ripped off then because I didn't even get the one-can."
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MacKenzie, 6 - USA Award Winner

 

Body

While reviewing colors with my daughter she confessed, "Mom, sometimes I forget what gray is, then I remember it's the color I see when you lift up your bangs."
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Abi, 3 - USA Award Winner

 

Holidays

It was my daughters first year of really understanding trick or treat.  After a run of about 7 houses, my daughter rang the doorbell and hollered, 'Trick or Treat" when no one answered she turned and said, "This one is broken."
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MacKenzie, 7 - USA

 

Life

My daughter recently asked "October, November, December all have 'ber' at the end...is it because they are so cold?"
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William, 5 - USA

 

Moms

My five year old and I were arguing when the phone rang. My son said "That's your mom calling to tell you to shape up."   I replied "Grandma doesn't know what's going on here."   So my son said "You always know, so I just figured Moms always know stuff."   Amused I asked "And why do you think that is?"   My son answered "I don't pretend to know where you get your super powers from. If I did...I'd have some of my own."
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William, 5 - USA

 

Age

I caught my five year old watching Barney & Friends on TV.  So I asked "What are you doing?" He replied "I'm flashing back to my childhood...I miss being little."
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William, 5 - USA

 

Life

Cleaning the kid's bathroom like Jesus is coming, I discover a mutated nastiness beyond description. Upset, I point to the disgusting ojbect and ask my son, William,  "What's this?" He replies, "You know how you're always saying, 'there's some things I'd rather not know?' well, Mom, I think this is one of them."
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William, 5 - USA

 

Body

Out of the blue my son asked "How old do you have to be to have a broken arm?"  I responded "Um, I'm going with at least 90." My son asked "Years?" Confidently I answered "Yup." Still not satisfied, my son added "But some of my friends already had a broken arm and they aren't 90 years old."   Thinking quickly I answered "Well, they broke the rules and probably got grounded."
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William, 5 - USA

 

Moms

Out of the blue, my son, William, said, "Sorry Mom."  Concerned, I asked "What for?"  To which he replied. "Actually, I can't tell you...but when you find out just know I"m really sorry.
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William, 5 - USA

 

Moms

After 5 minutes playing Call of Duty with my son, he paused the game and said "Mom, this is awkward, but this is not something you're awesome at...so I'm going to play alone"
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