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Jessica, 9 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

After looking closely at her grandma's face one day, my daughter commented "Granny, you know Mom has an iron that takes the wrinkles out of everything."


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Nathan, 3 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

My son asked his grandma, "Would you like an Oreo?" She explained, "No, if I eat those I'll get fat." My son boldly replied "Go ahead you're already fat."


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Becky, 5 - USA

 

Grandparents

Seeing his Grandma walk by in her underwear, my son asked "Why are you wearing Grandpa's underpants?"  Grandma wasn't quite sure how to explain Granny Panties to a five year old.
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Madison, 3 - USA

 

Grandparents

My three-year-old granddaughter said to me the other day "Your boobies don't work anymore, do they Nana?"
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Cullen, 5 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

My son, Cullen, recently said "Grandpa is the smartest man on earth.  He teaches me good things, but I dont see him enough to get as smart as him."
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Hannah, 6 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

My grandaughter, Hannah, asked me what my childhood was like, so I told her "We used to skate outside on a pond; I often played on a swing made from a tire that hung from a tree in our front yard; I rode my pony; and I picked raspberries in the woods."  Hannah was wide-eyed, taking it all in.  At last Hannah said "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner."
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Shaina, 6 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

My daughter was sitting on her grandpa's lap staring at his wrinkled face.  "How did you get all of those lines on your face, Papa?" she asked.  Joking, he said "I drew them on myself."  Carefully examining his face turning it from side to side, Shaina declared "You did a good job.  I don't see any pen marks."
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Tonya, 6 - USA

 

Grandparents

My niece was thrilled to be going to Chicago to vist her Dad's family. She bragged to her grandpa about the trip. Teasing, he told her "You know, Chicago is a windy city." Wide eyed, Tonya asked "Will I blow away if I am outside?"
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Shaina, 5 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

My younger daughter got mad at me one day and decided to run away from home. She had her bag packed and was ready to go out the door. "I'm gonna miss you.  Where are you going?" I asked. To let me know she meant business, she picked up her little pink bag that read "I'm going to Grandma's house" printed on one side and tilted it toward me. "Can't you read?" asked Shaina.
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Tammy, 8 - USA

 

Grandparents

My neighbor's granddaughter was being a pain by arguing and pestering her big sister, plus refusing to do her chores. Finally, her Grandma asked her why she was being so difficult. Thinking for a minute Tammy said "Sorry, Grandma. I think all I need is an attitude adjustment"
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Makenzie, 2 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

While swinging on the porch swing with Makenzie, my graddaughter, I noticed her pretty pink flip flops with sequins sewn all over the straps. I told her how much I liked her sequined shoes, but boy did I ever get it wrong. Exasperated she replied "Grammy, der name is called Slip Slops and dey have sprinkles on dem."
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Ashley, 8 - USA Award Winner

 

Grandparents

Ashley asked what I (her grandma) would be to her children when she had them.  "I'll be their Great Grandma" I replied.  She pondered this then said "Don't worry if you die before then, they can go to ancestry.com to learn all about you."
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Dan and Eric, 7 - USA

 

Grandparents

My older son, Dan, asked his younger brother "What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?"  Eric replied without hesitation "Grandpa Jack."
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Tony, 5 - USA

 

Grandparents

I asked my son Tony, "Who's the boss around here?" He got very serious and said after looking around the room "I don't see Grammy anywhere."
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