"Dad if we go to Florida we take the highway right?" my daughter asked.  I replied "That's right."  She continued "So does that mean we're taking the low road now since we're going only a few

While sitting around the dinner table, my daughter noticed the centerpiece of wildflowers I'd put together after our walk outside. The beautiful flowers poked out of the vase going in all directions. My daughter took one look at the centerpiece and said "Mom, the flowers look just like you." I was so touched by her sweet remark until she added "because you're having a bad hair day."

The other day, my daughter asked, "How did I get here?"  Knowing this day was coming I was ready and said "We took a little bit of love from me and your Mommy, mixed it all up and got you."  My daughter replied "Did you add milk?"

My daughter came up and urgently informed me of the important discovery she had just made.  She said "Daddy, did you know I have a 'gina, Sissy has a 'gina, Mama has a 'gina, and you have peanuts."

The elderly gentelman next door had recently lost is wife.  Upon seeing the man on his porch crying, the 4 year old neighbor boy went into the older man's yard, crawled into his lap and just sat there.  When his mom asked himwhat he said to the older gentleman, the little boy replied "Nothing, I just helped him cry."