Out of the blue my daughter asked "momma, can you blow a bubblegum bubble?"  I replied "Of course."  My daughter continued "Can you teach me?"  I said "Sure."  In a concerned voice my daughter added "But not until I'm seven, okay?  It's just too much pressure for a six year old."

The loud Emergency Broadcast system notification interrupted the TV one morning and Madison asked "What's that?"  I replied "Oh, that's a test of the emergency broadcast system."  Bewildered, Madison replied "Well, how am I supposed to pass that test?"