Unpacking school supplies for the 1st day of school I overheard a student ask "Why do I need scissors to open a pack of scissors?"

I had a conversation with my son, Chandlar, recently about death.  Chandlar said " I don't want to be cremated when I die."  Not sure where this was going, I repied "Okay."  He continued "What about you?"  Thinking... wow am I actually having this conversation now, I decided to be practical and responded "I want to be cremated so you won't have to spend as much money on me."  My son replied reassuringly "Don't worry about it.  I'll be a millionaire from my job chasing tornadoes by then.  I'll be a hot shot meteorologist, so I'll be able to afford not to cremate you."