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    Anonymous, 2 - USA

     

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    "Please close the curtains, the sun is looking at me too hard."


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    Caroline, 2 - USA

     

    Weird

    "Close the curtains," requested our two year-old granddaughter, sitting in a pool of bright light.  "The sun's looking at me too hard."
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    Michael, 5 - USA

     

    Family

    A friend asked my grandson "When are you going to turn six?"   My grandson replied "When I'm tired of being five."
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    Mary Sue, 3 - USA

     

    Weird

    Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, "Mommy, it's raining dumplings."
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    Olive, 6 - USA

     

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    As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a white dishtowel to now avail, my granddaughter observed "Maybe he thinks you're surrendering."
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    Lori, 5 - USA

     

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    I announced to my daughter, Lori, that her Aunt just had a baby and that it looked just like her Uncle. She said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
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    Lukas - USA

     

    Parenting Opps

    When I asked our grandson if he could name the capital of Florida, he fired right back, "capital F"
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    Matthew - USA

     

    Body

    While shampooing my son's hair, I mentioned to him that his hair was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. He replied, "Then maybe we shouldn't water it so much."
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    Marcus, 5 - USA

     

    My daughter told her 5-year-old that the tires on the van were going to be fixed.  Instantly, the small fry responded, "Oh, it's going to the tire-o-practor?"
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    Philip, 5 - USA

     

    Parenting Opps

    Impressed by her 5-year-old's vocabulary, my friend complimented the young scholar, who nonchalantly responded, " I have words in my head I haven't even used yet."
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    Brian, 6 - USA

     

    Family

    My daughter informed her son, Brian, that she was going outside to get a little sun. "But Mommy, he gulped, "You already have a son - me."
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    Micah, 7 - USA

     

    Family

    When our son asked about two look-alike classmates at school, we told him they were probably twins. The next day, he came home from school and said in disbelief "Guess what? They are not only twins, they're also brothers."
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