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Dylan, 5 - Kansas

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I realized that maybe we weren't as religious as we should be the day we drove by a church and my son said "Dad why's that guy nailed to a wall?"
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2nd Grade Teacher, 7 - Nebraska

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When the boy I homeschool suffered the trauma of having his dog, Lily, hit and killed by a car,  I told him "You don't have to be sad for Lily anymore. She's in Heaven."  With tears in his eyes he replied, "Yeah, but what you don't know is that she did some bad things so now she's probably in hell."
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Anonymous, 5 - North Carolina

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Anonymous, 5 - North Carolina

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During a conversation about communion at church, one of the girls said "They ought to make vanilla-flavored wafers. "To which another girl replied "Yeah, you'd think they'd be able to make Jesus taste better."


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Ethan, 10 - California

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Last week I was getting ready for church and had a towel over my shoulders so my clothing wouldn't get messy.  When I was almost ready to go, I walked into my 10 year old son's room and told him to get his shoes on because we'd be leaving in two minutes.  He took one look at me and said "No fair!  Why do you get to wear a cape to church?"
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Anonymous - Maine

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"Why does it rain, Dad?" my son asked me.  "Because God is crying" I replied.  Not satisfied, my son asked "Why is God crying?"  and before I could answer he added "I know, it's probably because of something Jake did (his older brother)."
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Anonymous - Utah

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When I was a child I went to catholic school. One day I walked up my favorite priest after mass and said "Father Sproul...do you take a bath in holy water?" I thought this was a normal question. The adults laughed...but he bent down and replied "I havent yet, but it sounds like a good idea."
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Anonymous, 5 - Oregon

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One Saturday, a young boy and his mother entered the shoe store where I worked. From their conversation, I could tell the boy needed new shoes for a big event at their church the following day. As I pondered what the event could be,  the little boy turned to me and said with great pride and excitement, "Guess What...Tomorrow I am going to be bath-a-matised."
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Mollen, 7 - South Carolina

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Mollen, 7 - South Carolina

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I couldn't stop laughing after hearing my daughter say her version of a prayer: "Our Father, who aren't in heaven low be my name. The kingdom come, my will be done - on earf as it is in heaven. Give us dis day, our daily bread. As we forgive those who trespass against us and forgive us this trespasses and trespass against us. Lead us into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom forever and ever. Amen.
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