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9th Grade Teacher - Vermont

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During my 34 years in education, one school incident sticks out.  A high school student rushed into my office, nearly out of breath, and said "Mr. B., guess what just happened?" "I've got no idea," I replied. He then exclaimed, "My friend and I just got busted at the drug store for stealing condominiums!"


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4th Grade Teacher - Texas

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One year one of my fourth grade students wrote a report on Abraham Lincoln which I helped him find an article for in the encyclopedia. I reminded him that he was not to copy the informtion but had to write the report "in his own words." The next day, the fourth grader handed me a  well written report except for the last sentence which read "Abraham Lincoln was shot and killed at Ford's Theater because he was sitting in John Wilk's booth."
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Jeremy, 7 - New Jersey

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In school, we were talking about jail and how bad girls and boys end up in jail when they do bad things. I asked Jeremy to give me an example of someone who could end up in jail, and he confidently replied, "My little brother."
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Jake, 4 - South Carolina

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We were on vacation swimming in a pool when I asked my husband what time it was. Wanting to be helpful, my four year old picked the bobbing white thermometer out of the pool, looked at it, and announced "It's 10:30."
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Joey, 5 - Illinois

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Joey, one of my students, was absent from school.  When he returned the next day he handed me a note.  I read the note and asked what was wrong. He replied, "I don't know." Confused I said "But your note says you saw the doctor." Joey answered "Yeah, but I couldn't understand a word he said." "Why?" I asked. Joey replied earnestly "Isn't it obvious?...I don't speak cursive yet."
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Kindergarten - Kansas

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I asked my Kindergarten class "What is a Politician." Their insightful responses included: A person who doesn't bite or hit, I person who has to be nice to lots of people, someone who pretends to listen to you than does nothing.
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2nd Grade Teacher - Delaware

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2nd Grade Teacher, 8 - Delaware

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While teaching money, I asked who was on the quarter. One of my students answered, "George." When I asked, "George who?" She replied confidently "George Clooney of course."
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Anonymous - United Kingdom

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My daughter recently announced thas she "really wants to join the School Council"  Trying to help her with her plans I said "That's great.  Now what things are important to you and your friends?"  Immediately my daughter replied "Fewer class hours, less homework,a ban on carrots at lunch, no more having to be quiet. By the way, how do you spell council? Is it C-A-N-C-E-L?"
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Kindergarten, 5 - Maine

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In my kindergarten class, when I called at dismissal time for any pickups to come line up, one little girl shouted, "Am I a hiccup?" 
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Amy, 7 - New Jersey

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Amy was watching her older sister, Lily, doing her chemistry homework when Amy asked "What's H20?"  Lily explined "It's just a fancy way of saying water. The O stands for oxygen."  Trying to show her older sister how smart she was, Amy interrupted "That makes sense.  So the "H" must mean hose since that's what water comes out of."
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Breeanna, 10 - Kansas

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When saying goodbye to Bree as she left for school this morning I told her to try hard and learn lots. She replied, "You know I can only be as smart as my teacher is.  If they do not know the answer ... then it is out of my hands.
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