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Matt - Georgia

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My four-year-old son and I were at the beach tossing a ball back and forth that bounces on the water. Since he is so little, I try to throw it to him as much as possible. Only one time I made a slight miscalculation. My son looked at me with shock and announced to the entire beach "Mom you hit me in the Bullseye" as he pointed to his crotch.
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Valarie, 8 - Michigan

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While playing an aggressive game of tag at recess with a couple older boys, one of said to my daughter, Val, "You scare me." So my daughter smiled and said "Good." The older boy than added "I bet you kick your brother in the parts." Val nodded and chased after him as he ran in the other direction.


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Tim, 9 - Ohio

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My older son, Tim, asked why "Dick" could be a person's name. My daughter looked confused and asked "What's dick mean?" Thinking this was hysterical my son called my daughter a dick than told her it was a penis. She cried than wiped her eyes and shot back "Well than you're a vagina." Let's just say it didn't eand well, but my son proved he wasn't a vagina.
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Rita, 7 - New Jersey

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Anonymous, 6 - Michigan

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My son informed us that his New Years resolution this year was the following: "I'm no longer going to poop.  It's just too much work...plus it's gross to have to wipe my butt.  It just doesn't smell nice at all."
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Anonymous - New York

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I walked into my 4 yr old sons room and found he had scribbled all over his bedroom wall. I promptly called him into his room, pointed to the scribbles, and asked sternly "Richard why did you draw on your bedroom wall?"  He defended himself with what he thought was a solid alibi saying, "I didn't do that...Do you really think I could draw Lions, Trees and Cars?" 
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Anonymous, 6 - New Jersey

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Anonymous - Wisconsin

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When Taylor was 4 years old, she saw her father nude for the first time.   Afterward, she asked "Grandma, how come I have a butt, and you have a butt, and Mommy has a butt, but Daddy has a tail?"
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Anonymous, 2 - Mississippi

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My son was two and potty training so he wore pull ups with a Toy Story theme on them.  He would run around everywhere pointing at the Disney character in the front of the pullup and yell "Woody! Woody!"  I was mortified.
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Josh, 8 - Missouri

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We were setting the ornaments up for the Christmas tree.  My son, Josh was lining ornaments up on the couch and adding hooks in his "hook making factory."  Shelby, the big sister, asked "Can I help?"  Defensively Josh replied "No, only I can be the hooker."  Clearly upset, Shelby cried "That's not fair. I want to be a hooker too!"  Josh stood his ground "No you can't. I'm the only hooker here..you will have to do something else."  Shelby yelled "Mom, why does he get to be the only hooker in the family! I want to be a hooker too." 
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Ashton, 7 - New Jersey

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My son, Ashton, scared the heck out of me when I asked him and his brother what they were doing on my laptop.  He replied "We're watching Boob Tube videos, Mommy." I was relieved to see YouTube at the top of the screen.
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Prek Grade Teacher - Pennsylvania

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One of my PreK boys was using the bathroom when another PreKer walked in on him. She took one look at him peeing into the toilet and walked out with a perplexed look. I said "Alexa what's wrong?" She replied "You know, boys sure do have long pee pee's."
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Austin, 3 - Indiana

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We were planning my son's fourth birthday, so I asked him whom he would like to invite. Things started off well when he named his friends, Luke, Tommy, Sara. I only got worried when he finished off his list with Mr. Penis. I had to inform him that all of his body parts were automatically invited since they were part of his birthday suit.
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