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Anonymous, 6 - Maryland

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My sister and I were watching President Obama's inauguration speech when I told her "This is history in the making."  She looked confused and asked "why?"  I explained "This is the first black President."  She confidently replied "No its not, President Lincoln was."   "What?"  I said.  She explained "Don't you know, he's black on the penny."
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William, 5 - Utah

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My five year old and I were arguing when the phone rang. My son said "That's your mom calling to tell you to shape up."   I replied "Grandma doesn't know what's going on here."   So my son said "You always know, so I just figured Moms always know stuff."   Amused I asked "And why do you think that is?"   My son answered "I don't pretend to know where you get your super powers from. If I did...I'd have some of my own."
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Anonymous - California

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I was babysitting my young nephew when I had to change my daughter's diaper. He walked in during the changing, looked alarmed, and commented, "Oh my God, her butt crack goes all the way around."
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Anonymous - Michigan

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My daughter heard someone say the word areola.  When she repeated the word, my husband asked her what it meant. She replied "It's a state obviously."
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Jean, 12 - New Jersey

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Jean was watching her two younger brothers fight over the Wii controller. They were screaming really loudly. I ran into the room and asked what was going on, and Jean immediately replied, "Politics."
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Selena, 6 - New Jersey

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My daughter was playing with her Barbie dolls when I noticed she drew on Barbie's face.  I asked her why she did that, and she replied "Barbie got a makeover to look pretty."   She then proceeded to draw on two other dolls.  Surpised I asked "Why did you draw on the other dolls?" My duaghter responded as if it were obvious "They felt peer pressure."
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Sasha and Tammie, 7 - New Jersey

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I overheard my daughter and her friend pretending to work in a grocery store together. Tammie was the manager and Sasha, my daughter, was the worker.  Tammie said "Okay, so now you have to pretend to quit."  Upset, my daughter replied "I can't right now. My 401Q isn't looking too good."
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Eythen, 6 - Kansas

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While watching the Justin Bieber movie this evening with the kids, my son Eythen says "Mom, I know what I wanna' be when I grow up.  On Fridays, I will drive a train. And on Mondays, I'm gonna' be famous like Justin Bieber."
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Izacc, 5 - Wyoming

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The clock on my son's, Izacc's, wall had stopped because the batteries were dead, and I hadn't had a chance to replace them.   A few nights later, as I was putting him to bed, Izacc noticed the clock wasn't moving and gasped "Mommy, find some batteries quick.  My clock is going to run out of time. "
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Luke, 10 - Texas

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I was helping my son hang a framed sports poster in his room and things weren't going well.  My son started getting very irritated and frustrated, so I said "This is a good time to teach you about patience."  He quickly responded "OK Dad, you have 12 seconds."
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Kurt, 10 - Massachusetts

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I was showing my son how to hang a picture he wanted on his wall when he quickly became frustrated. Thinking this was a good time to teach him a lesson I said "I want to teach you about patience." He replied curtly "Fine, you have 12 seconds."
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