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I was driving my four-year-old nephew in my olc car which needed axels causing it to vibrate a lot as I drove. This was back before they made kids wear seat belts. As he sat in the back "vibrating", he said in a concerned voice "Aunt Cyndi your car is tickling my no no spot."
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Gabe - Virginia

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Marla and Jamie, 5 - New Jersey

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I overheard the following conversation between my two kindergarten students during recess: Jamie said "I'm so confused. What is sex?" Without missing a beat Marla replied " It's a type of instrument. (Referring to a sax).
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Anonymous, 5 - Michigan

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I have really deep stretch marks from carrying my now five-year-old son. Everytime he sees my stomach he says, "Mommy, I'm sorry I did that to your stomach. I'm sorry I didn't know any better."
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Taylor, 5 - Colorado

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When my friend Katie gave birth, my daughter, Taylor, and I went to visit her in the hospital. When we walked in, Katie was breast feeding her new baby boy. Taylor stared then asked, "What are you doing. Katie replied "I'm feeding my baby some milk." Taylor thought for a minute and said "Be sure to put the cap back on when you're done."
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Audrey, 3 - Maryland

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When I was pregnant, my daughter, Audrey, pointed to my chest and said "boobies." So I asked "And what is going to come from them?" "Milk" she replied. "That's right, sweetie and who is the milk for?" I asked. Audrey answered "Baby Jamie's going to drink the milk, and I'm going to put it on my cereal."

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Marla, 11 - Kentucky

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My daughter is the youngest of four children, so I had some experience giving the "Sex Talk." When it came time to have "The Talk," I thought I did a great job of sitting her down and explaining all the details about having sex... that was until she said with a horrified look on her face "You mean you did that four times?"
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John Michael, 3 - Tennessee

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I was breast feeding my son at my brother's house. I was in his bedroom when my nephew came in and asked what I was doing. I told him I was feeding the baby. "How?" he asked. I replied that there was milk in here (pointing to my breast). With a serious look, he asked "Is there lemonade in the other one?"
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Hannah, 12 - Illinois

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The only thing worse than having to have "The Sex Talk" with your child is having your twelve year old tell you she has already given "The Talk" to her younger sister. "Why did you do that?" I asked my older daughter, Hannah. "Well Bella's friends were passing along the wrong information... so I performed a public service." "What did you tell her?" I asked tentatively. "I told her when you find a boy you like you should have sex with him... in a bedroom, or in a car, or in the back bathroom of a bar." Let this be a warning to other parents never let your older child give the "Sex Talk" to your younger one.
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Gretchen, 3 - Ohio

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After the birth of our second baby, my husband brought our older daughter, Gretchen, to the hospital to visit me and the baby. My roommate had delivered a baby girl, too, and both babies were in the room. Thinking she had a choice, Gretchen took a good look at both babies in their bassinets and pointed to my roomate's baby saying "Mommy, let's take this one."
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Anonymous, 5 - Indiana

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Up until about a month before I gave birth, I kept my job working with children in the after-school program. One day these young curious minds began firing off questions about pregnancy and the baby in my belly. One sweet five year-old said to me "Open your mouth."� Confused but cooperative I opened my mouth. She leaned in and loudly said into my mouth "Helllllooo baby."
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Jodi, 5 - Ohio

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My friend's daughter, Jodi, had just returned home from her grandfather's farm where she had witnessed the birth of five tiny kittens. Later that day, a pregnant neighbor stopped by for a visit. Jodi could not wait to share her thrilling news about the baby kittens. Holding up her 5 fingers, she said "This is how many kittens my Papa's cat had." Pointing at the neighbors belly she asked "How many babies are you having?"
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