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Yousef, 5 - New Jersey

 

Death

Austin, 3 - Indiana

 

Shocking

We were planning my son's fourth birthday, so I asked him whom he would like to invite. Things started off well when he named his friends, Luke, Tommy, Sara. I only got worried when he finished off his list with Mr. Penis. I had to inform him that all of his body parts were automatically invited since they were part of his birthday suit.
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Becky, 5 - Michigan

 

Grandparents

Seeing his Grandma walk by in her underwear, my son asked "Why are you wearing Grandpa's underpants?"  Grandma wasn't quite sure how to explain Granny Panties to a five year old.
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Joey, 5 - Illinois

 

School

Joey, one of my students, was absent from school.  When he returned the next day he handed me a note.  I read the note and asked what was wrong. He replied, "I don't know." Confused I said "But your note says you saw the doctor." Joey answered "Yeah, but I couldn't understand a word he said." "Why?" I asked. Joey replied earnestly "Isn't it obvious?...I don't speak cursive yet."
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Anonymous, 5 - Michigan

 

Art & Entertainment

Harleigh, 9 - Kansas

 

Age

While watching Footloose this evening with the kids Harleigh says "Why are they wearing those weird outfits and hair? Is this movie really old like from the 1980's? Were you and Daddy even born yet?" I replied "Just your Daddy."
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Kindergarten - Kansas

 

Shocking

I asked my Kindergarten class "What is a Politician." Their insightful responses included: A person who doesn't bite or hit, I person who has to be nice to lots of people, someone who pretends to listen to you than does nothing.
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Anonymous - United Kingdom

 

School

My daughter recently announced thas she "really wants to join the School Council"  Trying to help her with her plans I said "That's great.  Now what things are important to you and your friends?"  Immediately my daughter replied "Fewer class hours, less homework,a ban on carrots at lunch, no more having to be quiet. By the way, how do you spell council? Is it C-A-N-C-E-L?"
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Eythen, 7 - Kansas

 

Art & Entertainment

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Reece, 3 - Maine

 

Family

I have a three year old, Reece, and a two month old, Harper. Whenever the baby cries, my three year old says, "Mom, Harper's acting like a baby again."
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Nicholas - Arkansas

 

Body

The other night my sister came into town and we all went to dinner. She was wearing jeans with holes in them which my son noticed when she got up to use the restroom.  He looked confused as she walked away than said to me "Look, Aunt Ashton's jeans are broken."
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Anonymous - Utah

 

Religion

When I was a child I went to catholic school. One day I walked up my favorite priest after mass and said "Father Sproul...do you take a bath in holy water?" I thought this was a normal question. The adults laughed...but he bent down and replied "I havent yet, but it sounds like a good idea."
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Anonymous, 7 - California

 

Food

Anonymous, 4 - Illinois

 

Food

I was preparing some mini corn dogs for lunch one day when my six-year-old daughter decided to read the mini corn dog box to her little four-year-old brother. "There's fun in every bite," she read.  Immediately, my son grabbed the box and turned it inside out.  He had the biggest look of disappointment on his face when he couldn't find the fun.
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